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  1. Leaked Obama Job Plan calls to "Burn Down the Country and Collect the Insurance Money."
    description: It works for Detroit
    File Under: life, business, politics
    September 8, 2011

  2. G is for Gangsta: Free Download
    description: try before you buy
    File Under: life, business
    January 13, 2011

  3. The Nervous Breakdown: My Own Personal Tax Haven
    description: I wasn't sure I wanted to trust the Panamanians but I wanted to show Panama that I'm not some punk college kid anymore. I was clearly a criminal mastermind.
    File Under: life, business, politics
    November 22, 2010

  4. Republicans Guarantee Tax-free Marijuana
    description: Smell the sweet leaf of tax-free freedom
    File Under: life, business, politics
    November 3, 2010

  5. You Can't Lower Taxes and the Deficit... Dummy!
    description: econ 101
    File Under: business, politics
    September 23, 2010

  6. Novelist Signs a Deal with Nike
    description: 300 pages in 30 minutes
    File Under: life, business, tech, media
    July 10, 2010

  7. Fax Machine You're My Worst Girlfriend Ever
    description: Sorry Fax Machine. My Blackberry's a cyberbully
    File Under: life, business
    March 10, 2010

  8. Blunt Episode 5: Apple vs. Amazon
    description: in which I go Hendrix on my laptop.
    File Under: tech, business
    February 8, 2010

  9. Goldman Sachs Apologizes For Things and Stuff
    description: Issued nine-point plan to more sensitively evict Grandmas and Close Orphanages
    File Under: business
    November 23, 2009

  10. Unheard of, Heretofore Useless Economic Indicator Nudges Forward, Possibly Signaling Change
    description: Nobody knows for sure without further study
    File Under: life, business
    August 3, 2009

  11. Anecdotal Health Care
    description: Your New Solution in Anecdote-based Care
    File Under: life, business
    July 27, 2009

  12. Job Hunting Tips in the Facebook Age
    description: Don't Post Those Mechanical Bull Pics. Unless...
    File Under: business
    July 6, 2009

  13. My Stalker In Telecom
    description: Running A Business Like A Lovesick Schoolboy
    File Under: business
    March 23, 2009

  14. Big Three Automakers Prepare for Awesome DC Road Trip
    description: Ford CEO decided Driving his Lexus Sent Wrong Message
    File Under: business
    December 3, 2008

  15. A Boxing Day Retail Boycott
    description: We should systematically target those retailers who refuse to celebrate Boxing Day.
    File Under: business
    November 25, 2008

  16. Understanding Freddie And Fannie: Bloated Mortgage Giants, or Just Misunderstood?
    description: Answering the important question: which would win in a fight?
    File Under: business
    September 8, 2008

  17. 6 Ways Airlines Could Make Some Serious Money
    description: You will have the chance to get a signed photograph of your airline lobbyist in a lovely frame ($100).
    File Under: business
    July 14, 2008

  18. Stunned By Layoffs, Economists Declare Recession
    description: Unemployed economists have issued a statement confirming that the US economy is absolutely, definitely, totally, in the toilet
    File Under: business
    March 25, 2008

  19. Writers Strike Cripples Pornography Industry
    description: We need fresh titles before people realize they've been watching the same thing over and over.
    File Under: business
    January 2, 2008

  20. Writers Strike Complicated by Apostrophe Usage
    description: The nation dangles like a participle
    File Under: business
    November 20, 2007

  21. Congressional Recall
    description: Keep the Congress away from small children, as individual pieces have been found with screws loose that may constitute a choking hazard.
    File Under: business
    August 19, 2007

  22. Getting Into Credit Card Debt
    description: A Debtful Life Could Be Yours
    File Under: business
    June 4, 2007

  23. Protesting High Gas Prices
    description: What Would Lincoln Drive? Oh wait that's obvious
    File Under: business
    May 29, 2007

  24. Five Ways To Save the Earth (and take advantage of hot savings)
    description: Earth Day Wishes from Industry
    File Under: business
    April 22, 2007

  25. Eat Your Vegetables A Government Conspiracy
    description: Only 57,000 ketchup packets til you hit your quota
    File Under: business
    March 19, 2007

  26. A Review of the New CAFE Standards
    description: Does Herbie pay 3 bucks a gallon?
    File Under: business
    February 24, 2007

  27. Sony Sues Santa
    description: Sony Corporation has announced plans for a suit against Santa Claus, for illegally shipping the Playstation 3
    File Under: business
    December 26, 2006

  28. Slashing Jobs, Ford Renews Commitment to Making Crappy Cars
    description: Ford will use innovative, old technology to continue to be the leader in cars nobody wants
    File Under: business
    September 18, 2006

  29. Halitosis: A Class Action Suit
    description: Don't suffer from mouth funk alone (not literally, of course. Please stay away)
    File Under: business
    March 13, 2006

  30. Stuffy Author Writes Self-Congratulatory Article to Celebrate Website Anniversary
    description: Small-time website author bloviates in third person
    File Under: business
    November 8, 2005

  31. Walmart Benefit Reductions: A Memo
    description: Healthcare Special of the Day: Leeches
    File Under: business
    October 31, 2005

  32. Bush Show Continues Despite Ratings Slump
    description: Why don't they fire this turkey?
    File Under: business
    October 24, 2005

  33. African Nation Aspires to Become Leader in High-Tech Scams
    description: Scams are the new model for the developing world
    File Under: business
    August 15, 2005

  34. CEO Gets 25 Years
    description: Wall Street Stunned At the Unfair Treatment of Businessmen
    File Under: business
    July 14, 2005

  35. Petrarch's Secret Crush
    description: The Spamming of the Poet
    File Under: business
    May 15, 2004

  36. An Interview with a Legal Pot Farmer
    description: What I learned in Colorado
    File Under: life, business, politics
    April 21, 2004

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